Holy Smokes.
"I said I'll make you smile for the simple fact I'm good at it. I'll make you smile just so I can sit and look at it."
I don’t wanna do it anymore, Couldn’t do it if I tried, wouldn’t do it if I wanted it.


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  • Lil Wayne: Life's a bitch, nah better yet a dumb broad. I bet I could fuck the world and make her cum hard.
  • Aesop Rock: Life's not a bitch. Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy. Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests. Or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk the princess.

I interviewed the sun, he said the future’s lookin’ bright.
I interviewed the rain, he claimed the sun’s truly an asshole.
I’s supposed to interview the snow today but of course he flaked.

Take me to the basement.

Let me count the holes in your foundation.
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scapegoat-: this is cool
And how many minutes must I sit in this corner and fidget, patiently searching for existence in this KFC biscuit. Eyedea, Blockhead, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, who the fuck you think left them crack in your sidewalk? Miss by a Mile
I’m not an asshole, I’m just a little confused.