Holy Smokes.


My name is Elvia and when I fly solo I fly so high.

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

(via fuckenview)

rniguelangel:

I blame Mujer, Casos de la vida real and la rosa de Guadalupe for making mexican moms so overprotective and paranoid

(via arcadecastle)

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

(via beelzebubcore)

dying-lotus:

Waiting for the clouds to part

I just finished Fullmetal Alchemist & I’m kinda heartbroken tbh.

californiavandalsquad said:

ALL TYPES OF GREEN

Heart eyes motherhugger :*

Everyone follow Dennis. He’s a suave guy with an ace taste in things that need tasting.

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

See what your followers think of you.

jameshoffer:

BLACK = I would date you,
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my Tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

(Source: omgreblog, via sundaymorningstill)

person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
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